![]() ![]() Just think, if Ensberg had walked or singled in the bottom of the ninth, this mailbag could have been 25 percent better. And thank God, because I was trying to write this mailbag for much of last night and couldn't properly concentrate. Needless to say, Fox jinxed itself yet again - within 0.000003 seconds of Buck wrapping up the graphic, Blum homered to give the White Sox an insurmountable 6-5 lead. Say to yourself 50,000 times, "Wait a second, Pedro Astacio is still in the major leagues?" before realizing it's another Astacio. ![]() Organize a ticked-off group of PETA members to sneak into Minute Maid Park to throw paint on Jeanne Zelasko's fur coatġ0. Listen to "Brandon" Arroyo's album of rock covers six times in a rowĩ. Have sex with 17 Minnesota Viking players in a rowĨ. Break out of prison with Lincoln Burrows on an all-new five-hour "Prison Break"Ħ. Forget about Damon and Manny - Phil would be a whole cartridge of Mach 3's.ĥ. ![]()
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